Cognitive Dissonance

the discomfort caused by holding two conflicting ideas simultaneously
collegehumor:

Translation: “I think I want to be rich, but I’m terrible at math and logic, and have no understanding of the current economic climate. I will major is sociology instead because it’s easy, but sounds smart. Now, are you going to let me put my tongue in your mouth or what?”
The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

lmao “i brought a family sized package of frito-lays products” = “I’m a bit of a pothead”

collegehumor:

Translation: “I think I want to be rich, but I’m terrible at math and logic, and have no understanding of the current economic climate. I will major is sociology instead because it’s easy, but sounds smart. Now, are you going to let me put my tongue in your mouth or what?”


The 25 Phrases You’ll Hear During Orientation Week, And What They Really Mean

lmao “i brought a family sized package of frito-lays products” = “I’m a bit of a pothead”

(Source: College Humor)

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    lmao “i brought a family sized package of frito-lays products” = “I’m a bit of a pothead”
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    *the one about the dining hall was SO TRUE
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    LMAO. So that’s why it’s such an impacted major…. :3c
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    odayum. who did i find out about today? ahaha. she tried to get into accounting.
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    This one’s for you, Kerry Hudnall. I thought you’d enjoy it.
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